
Each family was very proud of their ancestors and the heritage they left behind. Many had violent histories constantly fighting with each other and causing great hardships for everyone.
The Churches:

The Church family claimed to know how the Town of Politics was born. They claimed that the town was founded by a non-physical god who wanted to be physical. According to the Churches, god gave nature to Adam and Eve so that they could tame it, study it, learn from it and emulate it. God warned Adam and Eve not to have sex too early and warned of the pain of childbirth.

But Adam had a big long snake that convince Eve to play and eat and before long Adam and Eve had two sons, Cain and Abel.

Abel herded animals far away from the comforts of his home while Cain stayed home with his herbs and flowers in his garden. One day the two brothers wanted to please God so they made a special meal for him.

Able built a fire and grilled a lamb over it turning it occasionally between naps.

Cain labored the whole day baking bread and pastry and cooking the veggies.
When the meal was ready, they brought it to God who pigged out on the juicy roasted lamb and didn’t even try any of Cain’s bread and vegetables. Even the pastry that took so much effort to decorate was left unseen and unappreciated in the kitchen. That made Cain very mad and he got so pissed off that he hit his brother with his cane until Abel was no longer able to go hunting and bring back meat that God liked so much. Able eventually died of his wounds and because Cain also liked meat, but was too lazy to go herding and hunting,

he tamed all kinds of animals and raised them on his farm.

Notable members of the Church family were Abraham, who had tamed his camels to cross over uncrossable stretches of deserts

to reach a vast sea. He was able to join peoples of the desert with peoples of the sea by trading sugared dates from the desert with salted fish from the sea.

2000 years later, Moses gave his people, called Jews, “an eye for an eye” justice that eventually turned into “2 eyes for an eye and 2 teeth for a tooth” retribution. Moses freed the Jews from slavery and led them out of Egypt to the most fertile land he found. He then had the inhabitants, men, women and children killed and claimed the land as his own. They built up the land and made the deserts bloom.
2000 years after that, Jesus proclaimed a message of salvation for all people. He said that to be saved, you have to love your neighbor like you love yourself.
500 years later, Mohammad tried in vain to unite, centralize and standardize all rituals of Jews and Christians to ISO 9XXX Norms. But it caused such an uproar that it ended up dividing more than uniting.
The Africans:

The Africans proudly claimed to be the oldest and the very first family in town. They claimed that the black skin of their first ancestors got whiter the farther they settled away from their home. They claimed that the yellow skin of the Chinks and the white skin of the Euros were just paler versions of their own black skin. The past they remembered the most proudly was Egypt, their civilization that lasted 3000 years.... from 3300BC, till Alexander Euro and his Greeks showed up in 300BC.
When the Yanks left the Euros and fled to America, they mercilessly plundered the Africans and captured them like they were animals and took them back home as slaves. Now, exploited to the full, nobody is interested in the Africans any more.
The Arabs:

When it was the Arabs’ turn to introduce their past, they admitted that like the Euros, they were tribes that have a long history of fighting among themselves. They were proud that they invented the language called mathematics and that they kept the fire of knowledge burning during the time when the Euros had a black out called the dark ages.
They have been colonized and exploited by the Yanks the past 500 years. Now they have become the oil dealers for the Yanks who are heavily addicted to oil.
The Euros:

When it was the Euro’s turn to introduce their past, they admitted that like the Arabs, they were tribes that have a long history of fighting among themselves. They were proud that they discovered technology and discovered the art of exploitation and colonization. Their first step was 2,300 years ago by Euro Alexander Greek when he colonized and exploited the Africans and the Arabs. As in retribution, 700 years later Attila and his Chinks rode like outlaw cowboys and took over the Euros.
Every couple of hundred years, a new member of the Euro family takes the art of colonization to a new level. Euro Roman was next. Then came Euro Brit and then Euro French. Not to be outdone, Euro German had his shot at trying to colonize and exploit his neighbors. He failed but Adolph`s sucessors persisted and finally succeeded to unite, centralize and standardize all relatives to ISO 9XXX Norms and have them promise never to fight among themselves any more.
The Yanks:

The Yanks were the youngest family in the town. They were the rich spoilt relatives of the Euros. 500 years ago they built a ship and learned to sail and left the Euros. They claimed the Euros were too strict with them and only let them read books that the Church family sold. They sailed until they found fertile land they called America. They killed the inhabitants, men women and children and claimed the land as their own. They built up the land and made the deserts bloom.

They are now addicted to toys and oil. But they feel lucky because the Chinks are their toy dealers and the Arabs are their oil dealers. They have a long time relationship with the Chinks and the Arabs. They colonized and exploited them the past 500 years.
The Chinks:

The Chinks were a very old family.

Their claim to fame was the 9000km long wall that they built 2,500 years ago around their house. The wall kept everyone out for 2,000 years, until 500 years ago when the Chinks opened their doors to the Euros and the Yanks who got them hooked on opium. A Chink called Mao threw everyone out for a while, made a bunch of toys, and got the Yanks hooked on them.
The Swiss:

Miss Helvetia Swiss is the Swiss family’s pretty face.

She lives high up in the Alps next to the houses of Mr. Rome, Madam French and Herr German. Miss Helvetia had a hotel resort spa promoting “make love, not war” that greatly attracted the warring generals who often went there to recuperate between battles. Because the Swiss didn’t fight, they had time to develop innovative technologies that have survived the test of time.

The cow bell © can signal - at the speed of sound and without any batteries - how far up the valley your cows have wandered.

The Alp Horn © lets the men signal their girlfriends IN THE DARK and without any batteries and at the speed of sound to come up. As an extra feature, the invention also serves as a location beacon so that the ladies can easily find their men blowing and showing their over sized horns.

The Swiss ingenuity did not end there. They developed a type of music called yodeling. The Swiss are very secretive - or discreet as they prefer to be known. How they yodeled remains a mystery and baffles most people. Some speculated that the Swiss squeezed their balls tight enough until they emit sounds called “yodeling”.

The Swiss are very predictable and are always “on time” thanks in great part to their development of accurate time pieces called watches. Their claim to fame is not as many believe chocolate or cheese, nor is it their army knife that allows you to put all the tools you ever need in your pocket.

No! It is their money called the Swiss Frank with Miss Helvetia’s pretty face stamped on it that everyone wants so much.
ISIS:

The party was suddenly interrupted by a rogue family living on the outskirts. They were called ISIS.
There were 2 rather large apartment blocks called USA where the Yanks lived and USSR where the Russian family lived. These 2 blocks had a long history of being long-time enemies. Both the USA and USSR blocks were threatened to be burned to the ground by this rogue family called ISIS.
The USA block was in the process of choosing their janitor. There were 2 contenders for this job.

A lady called Hillary who was very sophisticated and had a reputation for being a hypocrite and a lying crook. She was very experienced, nosy and was hated and feared by the USSR block as she was very aggressive toward them.

The other contender was a man called Trump. He was a very crude man who had a reputation for being naive, arrogant and ignorant. Many regarded him as a red-neck racist sexist pig who was an impulsive narcissistic boaster. He was an inexperienced new-comer and wanted to change many of the rules the USA block had.
He also wanted to end the long lasting feud with the USSR block and promised that the USA block would no longer play the policeman of the neighborhood. They were both worried about a new guy in the neighborhood who was playing tough.

When the residents of the USA block voted for who would be their janitor, Trump managed to get more votes to the surprise of everyone in the entire neighborhood. This greatly pissed off half the residents of the USA block who wanted Hillary to get the job and greatly pleased the USSR block who was hoping that anyone but Hillary would get the job.
The open door policy of the USA block was suddenly changed by putting bars across the ground floor windows and a fence around the block was started. Many of the guests were suddenly blocked from entering the block, lest they would decide to move in. The garbage no longer had to be separated into compost, paper, glass and plastic. The children's playground was turned into a parking lot, and the nature park was turned into a football field.

Trump suggested to the janitor of the USSR block called Putin that they should newly cooperate to protect themselves from the common threats of the ISIS family that both of them faced.
The information manager called CNN and the security guard called the FBI did not like that Trump became janitor as he was rocking their boat too much and changing all the rules that they liked so much. They claimed and complained that Putin the enemy unfairly helped Trump become janitor and they were dedicated to giving Trump as hard of a time as they could by throwing garbage all around making Trump's work very difficult.

Their claim to fame was the 9000km long wall that they built 2,500 years ago around their house. The wall kept everyone out for 2,000 years, until 500 years ago when the Chinks opened their doors to the Euros and the Yanks who got them hooked on opium. A Chink called Mao threw everyone out for a while, made a bunch of toys, and got the Yanks hooked on them.
The Swiss:

Miss Helvetia Swiss is the Swiss family’s pretty face.

She lives high up in the Alps next to the houses of Mr. Rome, Madam French and Herr German. Miss Helvetia had a hotel resort spa promoting “make love, not war” that greatly attracted the warring generals who often went there to recuperate between battles. Because the Swiss didn’t fight, they had time to develop innovative technologies that have survived the test of time.

The cow bell © can signal - at the speed of sound and without any batteries - how far up the valley your cows have wandered.

The Alp Horn © lets the men signal their girlfriends IN THE DARK and without any batteries and at the speed of sound to come up. As an extra feature, the invention also serves as a location beacon so that the ladies can easily find their men blowing and showing their over sized horns.

The Swiss ingenuity did not end there. They developed a type of music called yodeling. The Swiss are very secretive - or discreet as they prefer to be known. How they yodeled remains a mystery and baffles most people. Some speculated that the Swiss squeezed their balls tight enough until they emit sounds called “yodeling”.

The Swiss are very predictable and are always “on time” thanks in great part to their development of accurate time pieces called watches. Their claim to fame is not as many believe chocolate or cheese, nor is it their army knife that allows you to put all the tools you ever need in your pocket.

No! It is their money called the Swiss Frank with Miss Helvetia’s pretty face stamped on it that everyone wants so much.
ISIS:

The party was suddenly interrupted by a rogue family living on the outskirts. They were called ISIS.
There were 2 rather large apartment blocks called USA where the Yanks lived and USSR where the Russian family lived. These 2 blocks had a long history of being long-time enemies. Both the USA and USSR blocks were threatened to be burned to the ground by this rogue family called ISIS.
The USA block was in the process of choosing their janitor. There were 2 contenders for this job.

A lady called Hillary who was very sophisticated and had a reputation for being a hypocrite and a lying crook. She was very experienced, nosy and was hated and feared by the USSR block as she was very aggressive toward them.

The other contender was a man called Trump. He was a very crude man who had a reputation for being naive, arrogant and ignorant. Many regarded him as a red-neck racist sexist pig who was an impulsive narcissistic boaster. He was an inexperienced new-comer and wanted to change many of the rules the USA block had.
He also wanted to end the long lasting feud with the USSR block and promised that the USA block would no longer play the policeman of the neighborhood. They were both worried about a new guy in the neighborhood who was playing tough.

When the residents of the USA block voted for who would be their janitor, Trump managed to get more votes to the surprise of everyone in the entire neighborhood. This greatly pissed off half the residents of the USA block who wanted Hillary to get the job and greatly pleased the USSR block who was hoping that anyone but Hillary would get the job.
The open door policy of the USA block was suddenly changed by putting bars across the ground floor windows and a fence around the block was started. Many of the guests were suddenly blocked from entering the block, lest they would decide to move in. The garbage no longer had to be separated into compost, paper, glass and plastic. The children's playground was turned into a parking lot, and the nature park was turned into a football field.

Trump suggested to the janitor of the USSR block called Putin that they should newly cooperate to protect themselves from the common threats of the ISIS family that both of them faced.
The information manager called CNN and the security guard called the FBI did not like that Trump became janitor as he was rocking their boat too much and changing all the rules that they liked so much. They claimed and complained that Putin the enemy unfairly helped Trump become janitor and they were dedicated to giving Trump as hard of a time as they could by throwing garbage all around making Trump's work very difficult.
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